Economy: Taxes will rise as required to fund (a) production of limited run electrics for all Mini-based home-built cars and (b) free road tax/insurance for qualifying (worthy) cars. Health: YouTube to be introduced to all hospital recovery suites, playing Binky videos to help people feel better. Education: See health. Plus the elevation of metal fabrication to a core curriculum subject. Defence: Definitely want some. And we'll have those Harriers back from the Arizona desert too. Housing: All garages without worthy cars in them to be converted into housing for anyone who can demonstrate how to use an angle grinder. Council tax exemption for anyone with both their own torque wrench and inclinometer. Environment: All dull vehicles to be crushed/recycled. Arts: Free entry to arts events/tuition to anyone with a qualifying car project. Everything else: The principle of "common sense" will be adopted. Remember, if you want all this, you have to go out and vote tomorrow. If you don't, your access to all past and future Project Binky episodes will be revoked. Probably.