For a good time: 0115 956 5555 (wink, wink. nod, nod.)

Ted · Veteran Member

For a good time: 0115 956 5555 (wink, wink. nod, nod.)

Ted · Veteran Member

0115 956 5555

Ted · Veteran Member

For a good time: 0115 956 5555 (wink, wink. nod, nod.)

Ted · Veteran Member

Sorry, its me again.

Whilst wandering around this web forum, I notice you don't seem to get a lot of foot traffic through here.

Have you considered photos (or vids) of nude women? Not generally, of course, but as a means to punch up participation.

Nudity of the female kind might also help with the Youtube views as well.

If you've already gotten this handy tip, ignore this one. Also, don't be a spoiler and tell me what episode(s) the nude women appear in.

Carry on.

Ted · Veteran Member

Maybe nude women is a bad idea.

After an evenings consideration, I've come to realize that there is every possibility that there may be those in your audience, or even among your production company, who are, shall we say, "shy" among women. No harm done, especially since we hadn't gotten beyond the planning stages of this nude women campaign anyway.

Free Beer might do it, or at least a decent ale ... mine's Bass if you're buying.

Take it out of the savings the plasma cutter allowed.

TFN

-- Edited by Ted on Friday 17th of June 2016 02:43:06 PM

Ted · Veteran Member

It sure is white in here ... hard on the eyes.

Any chance to re-do the place, maybe a nice buff or light blue colo(u)r. Maybe an automotive scheme, you know, photos of fast cars and fast tracks and people driving fast and doing other fast things.

No worry, I may not have found the answer yet, but I'm hard on it.

I'll be back checking on things through the day.

Carry on.

TTFN

-- Edited by Ted on Friday 17th of June 2016 02:43:24 PM

Ted · Veteran Member

You know, there is a bit of magic about this place.

Not even two days and I'm up to 8 posts already. GOK where all this could go, another couple days and I could be your largest contributor.

Could you pass another biscuit?

Thankyou.

If you do change to an automotive scheme, you know, photos of fast cars and fast tracks and people driving fast and doing other fast things, it would be real easy to sneak in at least some photographs of nude women, you know, as they do in the newspapers over there, only not so ... saggy.

Just a thought.

Ted · Veteran Member

I've been round to the "Any-Other-Niceties-Planned-For-Binky" thread badobsessionmotorsport.activeboard.com/t61804615/any-other-niceties-planned-for-binky/ and saw that post about cleaning the nasty, dirty Toyota Celeeca bits.

You know, if you cleaned those parts up a bit, you would stand a better chance of getting the naked women you've been talking about to hang around the shop. Its common sense really, what naked woman of any worth at all would pose totally nude whilst sitting on that dirty engine and trans axle? She'd run the risk of getting some dirty oily thing stuck up God knows where. No civilized woman certainly. You might find one or two in darkest Africa or perhaps the outback of Australia, but that's only because there just are not that many places to SIT in darkest Africa or the outback of Australia.

My advice is perhaps if you NEED nudity, you'd probably be best to start off slowly with just a few pictures and work up to the real thing.

BTW ... I'm up to TEN POSTS ALREADY. And almost 90 views on this thread alone.

Never fear, things are looking up.

-- Edited by Ted on Friday 17th of June 2016 03:30:38 PM

-- Edited by Ted on Friday 17th of June 2016 05:16:39 PM

Kiwi Paul · Senior Member

A point to this thread?

Moderator?

Ted exi-Ted?

The Chief Smeg · Senior Member

Seconded

Ted · Veteran Member

*tsk* ... no sense of humo(u)r.

Kiwi Paul · Senior Member

If you knew me, you would know that I have a fully developed sense of humour. With a 'U'. However, without YOU. This forum does not need your irrelevant self-acclamation. Foxtrot Oskar

Ted · Veteran Member

The Chief Smeg wrote:
Seconded

THAT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT!!! A POLL ... I can't imagine why I hadn't thought it it first.

3 buttons, 3 choices.

Should our boys:

A. Buy a plasma cutter

B. Buy a power washer

or C. Get some nude women

They could work this into one of the episodes as a viewer participation bit.

It's a great idea, Smeg ... you've done it again.

The Chief Smeg · Senior Member

Troll <\sigh>

Ted · Veteran Member

Now, now Smeggie ... I'm fairly certain that our lads are on the brink of accepting your poll idea ... and a good one it is. Lets not queer it all up with bad language and poor feelings.

I'm leaning towards the plasma cutter myself ... although the nudes are a close second.

Maybe we could begin with a fund to help buy them which ever is chosen by the poll.

What's a bob these days? I'm good for a bob or three and am happy to help out.

How about you guys?

Ted · Veteran Member

I think I may have caught someone out on his spelling.

It's i-double r-e-v-e- another r e-n-t.

Alls fair, there's no points off for spelling. Just trying to help out ...

-- Edited by Ted on Monday 20th of June 2016 12:05:19 AM

Ted · Veteran Member

Bad News!

We may have spoken too soon. I wandered off to look for a place to drop a couple into the hat ... and I can't find the hat!

Just where would one go to make a donation to the plasma cutter (or power washer or nude girls) fund?

We'll need that for the poll.

-- Edited by Ted on Sunday 19th of June 2016 11:53:15 PM

hazzar1236 · Veteran Member

In regards to the poll,

A - sounds very good

B - not the most fun

C - would go with that most days all day everyday but not for building a car

Bad Obsession · Senior Member

We have a plasma cutter, we just choose not to use it. It's messy and we are much more practiced and accurate with the grinder and/or the rage saw!

Ted · Veteran Member

OK ... the plasma cutter is out. More nudity would probably be redundant.

We need to come up with another garage widget to take it's place ... suggestions?

And we still need to know where you'd like us to put the money.

Bad Obsession · Senior Member

https://www.patreon.com/badobsessionmotorsport

biggrin

Ted · Veteran Member

Bad Obsession wrote:
https://www.patreon.com/badobsessionmotorsport

All THAT???

REALLY?

Don't you have a slot in the door or paypal or something easy?

*sigh* All right then ... I'll do it.

But since you've gone international, you might want to make it easier to handle all the money that will be streaming in.

and, Oh yes ... Since you've already got a plasma cutter, is there any chance I might borrow it over the weekend?

-- Edited by Ted on Monday 20th of June 2016 03:51:41 PM

Ted · Veteran Member

Hey Smegs, You're gonna have to come up with something other than the plasma cutter as they've already got one. Put your mind to it, let's see if we can come up with something by this afternoon (in America).

Ted · Veteran Member

So BOM, what are you up to today?

wait for it ...

WAIT FOR IT ....

-- Edited by Ted on Monday 20th of June 2016 05:10:33 PM

Ted · Veteran Member

THE SAME OLD GRIND?????

Ted · Veteran Member

Oh Dear, I've gone and done it again.

I took a vow over the weekend not to tell the same tired old jokes ... and same stale word play.

And now I've broken my vow.

I feel so ashamed.

Well ... now that THAT'S over with ...

QUICK ... somebody

PULL MY FINGER!!!

-- Edited by Ted on Monday 20th of June 2016 05:18:10 PM

Ted · Veteran Member

OOOPPPPSSSS ... Too late. Maybe next time.

Ted · Veteran Member

Got anything yet Smegs?

Me neither.

THINK HARDER SMEGGY!!!

-- Edited by Ted on Monday 20th of June 2016 05:20:57 PM

-- Edited by Ted on Monday 20th of June 2016 05:45:57 PM

Ted · Veteran Member

Bad Obsession wrote:
https://www.patreon.com/badobsessionmotorsport

No problems, I figured out how to make a donation.

Keep the money AND the shirt.

Put it all towards something pretty.

wink

Bad Obsession · Senior Member

That's very kind of you. Thanks.

Ted · Veteran Member

Bad Obsession wrote:
That's very kind of you. Thanks.

You're VERY welcome.

I only stopped by to drop off a donation and support your very wonderful program(e). Then I decided to try to spark up some fun, but I fear I've overstayed the party. Sorry for that.

And so it goes.

Since you've already got the plasma cutter (and there's no chance you'll let me borrow it), and Smeggy's idea about the nudes didn't pan out, I'll be on my way.

If I get round this way again, I might stop in and say Hi.

Tell Paul and Smeggy the bad man is gone, it's safe to come out.

Safety Fast.

Whatever the hell THAT means.

Ted · Veteran Member

... and with that, the odd little man was gone.

Will they see him again? Some hoped not, others wondered.